Ants?

Tonight when Cruz, Alegra, and I were driving to get dinner with Grammy Cruz says to me, "Mom, what happens when ants are in your pants?" I said, "what do you mean?" Cruz says, "you know, ants in your pants!" I said, "well, I guess you would get kind of itchy and have to move all around." Wise grammy then said, "Cruz, did someone say that you had ants in your pants today?" Cruz said, "Ya, Miss Valerie said I had ants in my pants!" The way he said that last line was like he was giving in or something. He was really thinking about what Miss Valerie had said to him earlier and the poor kid probably thought he had literal ants in his pants all day! CRUZ IS TOO FUNNY.