Porch

(I wasn't involved in this conversation, but I heard about it later from Shawn and thought it was so funny)
Shawn and Cruz were driving somewhere together in the truck. They saw a fast red car pass them. Conversation goes as follows:
Cruz: "Dad, what kind of a car is that."
Dad: "That is a Porsche."

A few minutes later:
"Dad, I want a Porch (pronounced like a porch on a house, that is what makes the story so funny to me). Can you buy me a porch?"
Dad: "Maybe someday."

Another fast car passes,
Cruz: "Dad, is that a Porch."
Dad: "No that is a Ferrari."
Cruz: "Oh, well I want a Porch."

What amazes me is how hard wired boys seem to be to like fast, red sports cars, even at a young age!